IF SURGEON IS LIKE BUTCHER

If Surgeon is like Butcher
Then Operating-Theatre is like Abattoir
and Human-Flesh is like Meat
and Scalpel is like Cleaver
and Corpse is like Carcass
and Surgery is like Slaughter

If Star-Wars is like The-Dambusters
Then A-Galaxy-Far-Far-Away is like Europe
and The-Empire is like The-Third-Reich
and Darth-Vader is like Himmler
and Rebel-Base is like Blightey
and A-Long-Time-Ago is like The-Forties
and X-Wing-Fighter is like Lancaster-Bomber
and Space-Rebel is like Allied-Soldier
and Rebel-Alliance is like The-Allies
and Rebel-Command-Centre is like Allied-Command-Centre
and Death-Star is like Ruhr-Dam
and Death-Star-Waste-Vent is like Ruhr-Dam-Sweet-Spot[
and Build-Empire-Death-Star is like Build-Germany-Ruhr-Dam
and Declare-War-Empire-Rebels is like Declare-War-Germany-Allies
and Advise-Command-Centre-Rebels is like Advise-Command-Centre-Allies
and Destroy-Rebel-Alliance-Death-Star is like Destroy-Allies-Ruhr-Dam
and Celebrate-Rebel-Alliance is like Celebrate-Allies

If King-Arthur-Saga is like Star-Wars
Then Dark-Ages is like A-Long-Time-Ago
and Camelot is like A-Galaxy-Far-Far-Away
and Magic is like The-Force
and King-Arthur is like Luke-Skywalker
and Guinnevere is like Princess-Leia
and Lancelot is like Han-Solo
and Merlin is like Obi-Wan-Kenobi
and Excalibur is like Fathers-Light-Saber
and Uther-Pendragon is like Lukes-Father
and Mordred is like Darth-Vader
and Mordreds-Castle is like Death-Star
and Knights-Of-Round-Table is like Rebel-Alliance
and Knight-Of-Round-Table is like Rebel
and Obtain-Arthur-Grail is like Buy-Luke-C3PO-R2D2
and Obtain-Arthur-Excalibur is like Obtain-Luke-Fathers-Light-Saber
and Advise-Merlin-Arthur is like Advise-Obi-Wan-Luke
and Declare-War-Mordred-Camelot is like Declare-War-Empire-Rebels
and Battle-Arthur-Mordred is like Attack-Luke-Darth-Vader
and Kill-Arthur-Mordred is like Defeat-Luke-Darth-Vader
and Marry-Arthur-Guinnevere is like Love-Luke-Princess-Leia

If King-Arthur-Saga is like The-Natural
Then Middle-Ages is like The-Twenties
and King-Arthur is like Robert-Redford
and Guinnevere is like Glenn-Close
and Merlin is like Wilford-Brimley
and Morgana-Lefay is like Kim-Bassinger
and Magicked-Stone is like Lightning-Struck-Tree
and Excalibur is like Wonderboy-Baseball-Bat
and Another-Excalibur is like Another-Baseball-Bat
and Albion is like National-Baseball-League
and Round-Table is like Baseball-Diamond
and Camelot is like Knights-Baseball-Stadium
and Knight-Of-Round-Table is like Knight-Player
and Knights-Of-Round-Table is like Knights-Baseball-Team
and Suit-Of-Armour is like Baseball-Uniform
and Grail is like League-Pennant
and Secret-Of-Grail is like Batting-Average
and Grail-Quest is like League-Pennant-Drive
and Advise-Merlin-Arthur is like Advise-Wilford-Redford
and Obtain-Arthur-Excalibur is like Obtain-Redford-Baseball-Bat
and Become-Arthur-King is like Become-Redford-Baseball-Champion
and Build-Arthur-Camelot is like Revitalise-Redford-Knights-Team
and Marry-Arthur-Guinnevere is like Marry-Redford-Glenn-Close
and Break-Arthur-Excalibur is like Break-Redford-Baseball-Bat
and Obtain-Arthur-Another-Excalibur is like Obtain-Redford-Another-Baseball-Bat
and Seduce-Morgana-Arthur is like Seduce-Bassinger-Redford
and Lose-Arthur-Grail-Secret is like Lose-Redford-Batting-Average
and Initiate-Arthur-Grail-Quest is like Initiate-Redford-Pennant-Drive
and Ditch-Arthur-Morgana is like Ditch-Redford-Bassinger
and Obtain-Arthur-Grail is like Win-Knights-Pennant
and Regain-Arthur-Grail-Secret is like Regain-Redford-Batting-Average

Tony Veale,
School of Computer Applications, Dublin City University, Ireland